My friend Kaia Herrin, a 6th grader at the Portland Village School, recently earned her black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Kaia blogs at Your Weekly Dose of Awesomeness and plays soccer for FC Portland. I’ve known her since she was this big.
Today I’d like to interview her so all of you can learn just how awesome she is.
Kaia, I was going to ask you to use one word to describe yourself, but then I realized I already knew what that word would be. Awesome. Am I right, or what?
Kaia: You are completely right!
What is your favorite thing about Tae Kwon Do?
Kaia: Not only is Tae Kwon Do exercise and self defense, it can also be really fun.
I understand that Tae Kwon Do isn’t just about kicking people’s butts. In a sentence or two can you tell me what the philosophy behind Tae Kwon Do means to you?
Kaia: Tae Kwon Do is about developing the five tenets of Tae Kwon Do, which are: 1. Courtesy 2. Integrity 3. Perseverance 4. Self Control 5. Indomitable Spirit.
If awesomeness was a color, what color would it be?
Kaia: If awesomeness was a color, it would be plum purple.
I know you like to read. What kind of books do you like best?
Kaia: My favorite kind of books are fantasy. I love being pulled into a new world whenever I read.
What are a few of your favorite books?
Kaia: My favorite books are The Hunger Games series, my favorite being The Hunger Games (well that sounded stupid!!!).
The Hunger Games books are pretty darn awesome. Okay, so if you could be a character out of any book, which one would you be and why?
Kaia: I think I would want to be Ali from Tamara Pierce’s Trickster’s Choice because it would be intriguing to live in her world.
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Kaia: I think I would be Team Jacob because Edward is a creep.
There are a lot of women who would agree with you and say Bella and Edward’s relationship is an unhealthy example for girls. So way to go, being an empowered young woman! Okay, if you could have a super power other than the one you already have (supreme awesomeness) what power you would choose?
Kaia: If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to fly!!!!!
If you could be reincarnated as a dog or cat, which would you choose and why?
Kaia: I would rather be reincarnated as a cat because they get to lay around the house enjoying themselves!!!
Yes, cats are pretty awesome that way. So in your opinion, what are the three most awesome foods?
Kaia: The three most awesome foods are: 1. Chocolate 2. Ice Cream 3. Pizza
If the last slice of bacon and the last piece of chocolate in the world were dangling from a cliff, and you could only rescue one, which one would it be?
Kaia: I would save the piece of chocolate because, as you can see above, it is the most awesome food ever!!!!!!!!
Well, I think your dad has been overrating your love of bacon. Obviously I’ve been misinformed. All righty then. Would you turn that piece of chocolate over to science so they could clone it for the good of mankind, or would you eat it right then and there? Go ahead and be honest. I won’t judge you. Rescuing is hard work, even for the supremely awesome.
Kaia: I would eat it right then and there because….. because I would want to.
Sounds like a good reason to me. Now how about telling me a little about your family. If your dad and mom got in a kickboxing match, who would win and why?
Kaia: My dad would because my mom’s knee would fly off.
For those of you who don’t know Kaia’s mom, Wendy, I should tell you that she was also a soccer player and messed up her knee in competition. Okay, Kaia, I know this is probably the most un-original question an adult ever asked a kid, but what do you want to be when you grow up?
Kaia: I have no idea. I could be an author, a professional soccer player, a Tae Kwon Do teacher, there are a lot of possibilities.
Or maybe you could do them all. Well thank you so much for answering my questions. Best of luck with all your activities. I’ll be sure to call you the next time I need some boards broken.